Trench Coats and Alcohol

egotisticsiren:

fierydrunkrage:

egotisticsiren:

fierydrunkrage:

whispers

goodbye high friend 

my favorite food was cornchip u kno

are you hitting on me 

only if you are wearing cool aeropistale shirt and booty shorts.

um uncomfortable flies away

egotisticsiren:

fierydrunkrage:

whispers

goodbye high friend 

my favorite food was cornchip u kno

are you hitting on me 

whispers

goodbye high friend 

canineablaze:

What the ever lovin’ hell is happenin’ ‘round here

stalwartsentinel:

Did someone say murder is illegal?

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illegal

egotisticsiren:

murder is illegal im calling the cops

911 HELLO YES THIS IS PAVATI AGAIN YEAH ALISTAIR IS BEING RETARDED AGAIN

OH MY FUCKING GOD IM cRRYUIGN ONT He flORO YOU ema

is that where his tail is 

egotisticsiren:

fierydrunkrage:

im eating a load of bread txt it

i ordered 45 pizzas

did you drown in them 

im eating a load of bread txt it

egotisticsiren:

i just go down and bam im in